THE THREESOME

I didn't tell anyone about this except for my mom. I wanted everyone to read it and I kept it for the blog.

In my previous posts, I blogged about the guy that repeats "you know" after each statement and his wife that walked around passing gas and demanding ice cream... hopefully you remember them because if you don't, go back to last months posts... anywhoots...

This guy came to do laundry (I'll call him Bob) on Tuesday and he was in a talkative mood as always. I guess he can't read facial expressions because mine clearly yelled "fuck off." As he was yapping on about some non-sense, his wife walks in with her usual cane and Mets jacket. There was something different about her and I couldn't pin point what it was. Naturally, I checked this old lady out to figure out what was new about her (big mistake on the checking out part) and I saw that she cleaned herself up. Her hair was combed and sprayed and she sported a little bit of blush and lip gloss. I thought to myself "aww! She is so cute! She must be trying to get her husbands attention!" and my thought was right. She was so raunchy towards him and whispered to him "can't you wait until tonight? You and me. Hey Bob, you should ask the girl to join." Once I heard this I mouthed "OH MY GOD." I ducked behind the counter and waited until she left. She was all over him and using her cane as gestures in public. I. was. scared. I still am. -shudders- I think this has happened before because it seems familiar but I can't seem to pin point which day or if it even really happened.

They never got around to asking me but she was the one checking me out when I had to serve the customers. Threesomes for old people should become illegal. My lesson is to not check out old people to see what new to offer a compliment. Just don't.

AFK!

Sorry for not being around for a week and a half. My laptop decided to break on me. Well the heat sink fan thingy did. Not fun. I sent it out to HP and the turn around time was surprisignly fast. I was expecting it to be in sometime during this coming week.

I have tons to type up! Thanks to my super duper amazing brain, I remembered it all. Watching Looney Tunes while growing up did have a positive impact. Woot!