I searched for 30 mins to try and find the Downy/Detergent commercial with a couple of celebrities in it. With my searching abilities, I somehow managed to find 70s porn. No I did not click on it and no I was not curious.... I think... Yeah no I wasn't. It was more of a "wtf?" If I remember correctly, Snoop Dog, Paris Hilton, and some others were in it. If you could find it, you get bonus points. Everytime this commercial popped up, I would get annoyed. Seriously, how many of you out there think celebrities do their own laundry!? I sure don't. As a matter of fact, I would pay to see a celebrity do their laundry. Everyday working people don't do their laundry and its a shame. Some don't even care what they put in the bag and let me tell you... the stuff I have found OH MY DEAR LORD. Heres a list:
- used condoms
- syringes (empty and loaded)
- used tampons, pads, diapers
- dog poop
- white powder (I bet it was crack or something. The lady that helps us with the wash saw it too and I played a joke on her but telling her that I was going to try it to see what it was. She was freaking out. I never tried it but I was VERY curious)
- Dishes
- Porn magazines/videos
- A "how to" book on getting an erection
And much more crap..
ANYWAYS....
I wish I could find that commercial so I could post it but no dice.
I will also post and old story/dialogue I had with a customer in the past. I thought he was disturbing but he must have thought I was crazy. Go figure.
OH and people REALLY need to start reading directions. This morning a person was arguing with me about the amount of downy they have to use but don't want to use because its expensive to use all that. Their argument was that WE need to lower OUR prices or contact Downy to lower their prices.... I replied with a logical solution... Use less and not what they have to use this way they save themselves from future skin irritation AND save money.... but no... according to the customer it was my fault.... just like the time I magically made the timer on washer jump from 28 minutes to 10 minutes....
-head to desk-
And to think that the morning hours at the laundromat consisted of stupid free customers. Go figure.
Monday, June 15, 2009
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Actually in my experience, the dumbest humans on earth seem to land in from mars at both opening and closing.
ReplyDeleteSo how does it work when you give the not so private items back to their owners? "Hi, your laundry's ready. Want your crack back?"
Well.. stuff that we think are drugs, we flush down the toilet. Porn stuff we give back. Normally I make a smart ass remark when I find used condoms by saying "your clothes seem to be protected, must use protection a lot."
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