OMG! IT SMELLS LIKE BLEACH!!!

I have reached the point where I no longer ask "WTF is wrong with people?" As a matter of fact, I just want to ask people "WTF is wrong with you and were you dropped as a child?" Seriously people... THINK before you TALK!!!!

Anyways..

A teenager (high school) walks into the laundromat and yells "Omg! It smells like bleach!" and after that, I yell "OMG! ITS A LAUNDROMAT!" He stood there for a minute until he figured out what just happened. He comes back to me after 20 minutes and says "oh, just so you know, I know its a laundromat but the smell." Of course, I had to reply with "It's expected you. People come here to CLEAN their laundry. Not dirty it. What kind of a laundromat would we be, silly." I don't think he liked my condescending attitude but his friend said "Ha you asshole, you deserve that." I felt like asking his friend to be my best friend just for that comment towards him.


I had a lady in the morning asking me the drop-off prices and I was telling her. I would tell her 6.75 and she would say "so it's $7.00?" and I would tell her the price again and she said her price. Then she stopped repeating the wrong price to me after I told her "Listen lady, there is a price difference between the two. If you want me to take your extra quarter, that will be fine with me BUT seven dollars is NOT our price so stop saying it is! IT IS 6.75!" Then she ended with "Okay... do you have a business card?".... WHAT THE FUCK!?