ROXORZ BOXERZ

Hands down, boxers are a turn on for me. (Way to start a blog right?) Boxers with a huge hole in the front, isn't a turn on for me. White boxers scare me but white boxers with a hole in front and questionable stains are terrifying. Boxers with pictures on them are interesting but boxers with YOUR ACTUAL FACE ON THEM IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE THOUGHT ITSELF.

The boxers that I described above, all belonged to one customer. I will be honest that I was intrigued by the boxers with his face on it and I do question the position of the mouth but still... intriguing and disturbing. I would say 6 or 7 of his boxers had big holes cut out in the front area. Easier access for urinating? Maybe. Easy access for an itch? Could be. Easier access to play with himself while watching porn? DING DING DING! I came to that conclusion by bringing all the pieces together. On two ocassions, I found porn dvd's in his bag and another time a playboy magazine. Good going dude. Very subtle. When he comes to pick up his laundry later tonight, I will NOT be able to look at him with a straight face.

I don't know why but today's theme seems to be "naughty".

I had two twelve year old girls talk about their virginities and then they started to call up people on their phones and ask them if they are still virgins. I don't think the two girls admited to whether or not they are or are not virgins but they came up with these two theories:

1. "Our teachers aren't virgins"
and
2. "My parent's arent virginss".

First... the first one seems really wrong when it came from their mouth, being that they are 12 and still in school and the to the second one, I felt like replying "NO SHIT!" They were loud and obnoxious. Not to mention they dirtied my floor with the disgusting fried chicken from next door. At one point, I did yell at them to quiet down.

Also, my cutie came in today <3 I just love love love his eyes!