GLIDE.TRIP.FACEPLANT.

Today is one of those days where I just want to go in a corner, rock side to side in a blanket, and cry. For many reason. One being my customers.

Before I get into the "OMFG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD" stories, here is a funny one.

One of the customers, he must be in his early 40s, always manages to creep me out. Today he wanted to know the difference between Bleach and Bleach for colors... I told him and he didn't grasp the concept... anyways... when he came back to put his clothes in the dryer, he was skateboarding in the laundromat and he managed to trip or something and he fell. I didn't get out of the front area until I stopped laughing. I wanted to show my "sympathy" for him and make sure he was "okay". Really, I could care less about him but seeing his arms flail in the air while singing, was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

Tis' all for tonight guys. I am tired =(