Tuesday, October 13, 2009

MONDAY'S POST

All day I was wondering why were so busy and why little kids aren't in school. Then I realized it was Columbus day. A friend texted me "Happy finding America then ruining it day". I laughed and I think the laughter was more for the fact that I forgot that it was a historical day. No wonder I didn't recieve my dvd in the mail... who would have thunk?... yes... thunk IS a word in MY dictionary.

Monday morning I had a passer-by argue WITH me that HE knew this was a dry cleaners and NOT a laundromat. After a minute of arguing, I gave in and said "you know what? You are absolutely right and when the apocolypse comes, YOU will know EXACTLY what to do." He looked at me as if I were the crazy one. He finally left after telling me that I am not a nice person.

The stupidest question of the day was : The washers use water to wash, right?
My ideal answer would have been "No. When it rains, we gather the rain drops in a bucket and put it in a BIG barrel so the machines can take the water from there. Then, little fairies come and start to dance around and sing *wash clothing wash so you can see day again*" while bashing her head against the washer. Yup. That would have made my year, not day but year.

Don't ask stupid question because when you do, little kittens die.

1 comment:

  1. I would have been like in a very serious tone. "We used to use water but not anymore. We switched over to Mountain Dew a couple months ago. It helps get the stains out better."

    LMAO that explains the dead cat my mother freaked out about in the road the other day...I had a lot of fun torturing her with that considering the sight of it made her sick and we were on our way to eat. Funny enough she had strawberry cheese cake at the diner...

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