Usually I don't listen in on other people's conversations and that is because I am not interested; however, sometimes my ear catches a conversation and it's normally a not so pleasant conversation. As a matter of fact, this lady wasn't even talking low. She was yelling through out the laundromat. Well not yelling but talking loud.
First off she kept pointing out to me that the laundromat is like a party because of the massive amount of people (at that point, there must have been over 25 people in the laundromat) that are washing and waiting for washers as well as dryers. I kept telling her "oh yeah yeah" with a nod a smile. Bitch, I am busy. Back off! >:O
After telling five or six times that it seems as if there was a party, she went to the dryers and left me alone. After 45 minutes I hear "It kills off the sperm and then they no get to have babies"... those were the exact words. Trying to hide my smirk and inner laughter, with a serious face I ask "what kills sperm?" and she said "the radiation from the cell phones". I asked her how it was possible when it can't be possible at all! She said "well when the men put the phone by their hip, the radiation gives off and kills the sperm and then you can't get pregnant and have babies!" I assured her that such information is not true (if it is true, then excuse me...). She continued to rant and she added "you better remove that phone from your pocket there or no babies for you eitha!" I told her "um... okies... I should be fine but thank you for your concern."
She said "well I watched it on t.v too so it might not be true."
She left. I laughed. A guy came up to me and told me "she started with me first. I'm never going to have babies" I told him "Adopt a child but make sure the brain cells are intact!"
He laughed. I laughed. Then I wanted to cry because it was still on 3P.M.
Oh! Down below are two separate posts! One about a Diva and another about a cranky Russian!
There are more stories to type but I will get to that tomorrow! I have to jet!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
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it's scary how people are taken in by ideas about radiation. it's normally harmless. the diva story is frightning because people don't seem to pay attention. hopefully this year will go well for you and that stupids will all go away.
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