REPEAT OFFENDER

A couple of months ago, I thought a male was cute because of his eyes.. but in the end, he stole my hangers. As a matter of fact, I gave him the douche bag title for demeaning me. I asked him many times to not call me sweetie. After that night, I thought he would be gone for good. I was wrong.

He showed up tonight 10 minutes before the 8pm cutoff. He asked me if I can wash his laundry and I said "No." My friend Rob was here and he was just laughing. He said he would pay me, the douche bag that is, and I told him the same answer as above. As a matter of fact, with an attitude, with hopes of getting rid of him, I told him that I close at 9pm on the dot. He ignored me I think. He put his crap into the washer and stepped out to purchase soap. He came back after 5 minutes and asked me if I can put his stuff in the dryer, the answer remained the same. He said he would pay me extra and I kept telling him "no." I should have told him that I am not a laundry prostitute.

Anyways, when he comes back, the conversation went like this:

Douchebag: You are beautiful.
Me: Thanks.
Dbag: You got a boyfriend?
Me: I'm married actually.
Dbag: Want to go into the fitting room?
Me: Judging by your height, their is nothing there. I'm married.

He walks away but before that he asks me what time I am closing. Normally, I don't hate people. As a matter of fact, I enjoy them... with the exception of the stupid ones... but people like this d-bag, I do NOT tolerate.

-sigh-

Speaking of Rob, we had a debated conversation about whether or not, not-attractive is the same as ugly. My opinion is that they are two different things. Not-attractive include everything for me.. from personality to turn ons/off. If the individual has more turn-offs than turn-ons, then I am NOT attracted to that person. However, if the person looks like they have been hit by a bus several times and a lion went to eat his/her face... then he/she is ugly.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I don't know if its the laundromat or people's desperation but I have had many marraige proposals at the laundromat....

Today, someone as me to marry them because they needed to use the bathroom. Mind you I have two signs on the doo, in English and in Spanish stating that the bathroom is for customers only. He started telling me how pretty I am and how much of a sweet heart I look like. Then he continued to suck up even more. I told him I was married and he asked if I was happy... I said yes. I should have said "im married to my hand and I am quite happy" but that would just induce him to have fantasies. As for the ring part, I said I don't wear it anymore because I don't like wearing jewelry. Scary? No. Entertaining? Yes. Soon to be stalker? Well fuck! I hope not!