NUMBER 3

I remained silent for this one until she walked all the way to the back.

-Customer walks in and ignores what the back looks like.
-Customer proceeds to open washer, still ignoring her surroundings.
- I go after the customer.

Me: We are closed for maintenance.
Cust: Oh shit! ahahahaha
Me: Yeah, there is a sign on the door when you walk in and two more signs on the store window.
Cust: Hahahahah WoW... when were you guys closed since?
Me: Since today and only for today.
Cust: Well shit. Okay.

Dear Customer,

Please remove you headphones and relieve your ears from the blasted music. By doing so, you will be able to acknowledge your surroundings and not make a fool out of yourself. In addition, please read before you enter a store that looks like a war zone.

Thank you.
Sincerely,
Your local laundromat

-faceroll-

Seriously though, with the week and a half notification, I really thought I would be proud of people and that I would not have anyone walking in. My great expectation for today regarding humanity has been destroyed.