SENSES

Sense (Websters Dictionary)----b : a specialized function or mechanism (as sight, hearing, smell, taste, or touch) by which an animal receives and responds to external or internal stimuli.
Sight- Some of my customers lack this sense... they ignored 11 signs on Maintenance day.

Smell- Many of my customers have this... hence why they are doing laundry!

Taste- Well, I once had a customer that used his dirty boxers to blow his nose... would that somewhat count...? Though, I can't tell if my customers have it... Unless we are also counting fashion taste, which some should go to school for.

Touch- Yeah, getting my ass grabbed screams that my customers have this ability.

Last but not least HEARING. You know how Sesame Street has the special letter and number for today? Well, my letter is H and my special word is HEARING. Not only do my customers lack sight due to the fact that they don't SEE large blot letters highlighted but they also lack hearing.

So a customer asked to use the bathroom and I handed him the key. I asked him nicely after handing it to him to lock the door when he is done. He nods his head and replies "okay". Great! That means that he understood his quest of bathroomage right?! NO!! The fuckin moron failed. After he was done, he handed me the key and he said "thank you". He gets props for the "thank you". I asked if he locked the door and he said "no". I asked him to go lock it and he rolled his eyes.

See if he listened from the start, the door would have been locked. Maybe the urine in the bladder was jumping around but that has NOTHING to do with his ears. This is not the only time customers have not listened to me. Time after time I would catch them doing the same thing and I raise my voice a notch and tell them to stop without a "please". Pretty macho of me right? Yeah... did I mention I give them a crazed look and give impolite gestures at times? behind their back of course (the gestures) but in the end, I feel good.

People, please open your eyes and ears. God or Science... or whichever and whatever you believe in, gave you senses for a reason, to not be the fool in society. FUCKIN USE THEM!!!