NUMBER TWO

This is not a reference to feces.

So another customer walks in and ignores the BIG BOLD LETTERS ABOUT MAINTENANCE. -Sigh- This one didn't have an excuse... he reads and speaks English. What I find more disturbing is that he walked in and didn't realize all of the crap laying around. From tools to metal sheets... vacuums to dryer doors leaning on the washers... WTF?! IS IT NOT OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING IS GOING ON?! Maybe you should remove your Gucci sunglasses and see what is really going on. I mean, if Gucci glasses give you a different perception of your surroundings, where can I get a pair?! We had a two minute convo on why we are closed when he could have just read the sign within five seconds. Come on people, open those eyes. I will assure you that the sun or the moon will NOT spew out laser beams and if it did, I would be the first to know.