Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who have kids and bring them to the laundromat, please keep them within your site at all times. Your children may be angels at home but in public, they are demons awaiting to let go of their wrath. You may not know thing because you are too busy talking to your friend about what rice you used last night or what underwear to buy.
Two kids went up to a lady (this lady is not sane by the way) and just stood their and watched the lady eat her peanuts. The lady offers the 2 year old and the 5 year old peanuts. I recall her saying this exact words "Want peanuts? Give me your little hand." The first thought that came to mind was "oh great, now I have to fill out a police report for pedophelia" and "I wonder if she owns a white van". Anyways, the lil' girl puts her hand out to only be given a couple of peanuts. The little girl puts one in her mouth and goes to throw them out. The lady then yells at her "Why did you give me your hands for nuts if you were just going to throw them away? Shoot, those are my nuts. You are disrespectful for throwing away my nuts. Next time im not giving you any nuts. They are my nuts". I kid you not the lil girl was giving her a stare and then ran to her mother. After that, the lady was talking to herself about the bag of nuts being 99 cents and how the girl tossed the nuts out. I couldn't help but laugh and think at the same "stupid lil girl, what if that was a kidnapper?".
Moral of the story, do not mess with peoples nuts in the laundromat. Better yet, do not take anything from anyone... no matter how curious you are.
This lady is the same lady that gave me a lecture on laxatives and how she lost weight on them. She is also the one that decided to bring all her psycho friends to my laundromat to wash. I tried to be nice to one of them by saying "did you dye your hair? its pretty"... It got thrown back in my face by her basically saying "no, I got older and my hair color changed. Im old."... I think she was expecting 'Oh you are not old!' from me, but I turned away and quickly walked to my safe spot. Behind the counter.
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM CRAZY PEOPLE AND DON'T COMPLIMENT CRAZY PEOPLE.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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Why would it be pedophelia? I think the bigger concern is giving peanuts to a kid because they might be allergic. Or that the two year old might choke on it. But really kidnappings of children are actually pretty low. I'm pretty sure this lady was more concerned who's tossing her nuts around than kidnappingg Hansel and Gretel.
ReplyDeleteSo basically one day a crazy jew and her bingo posse came in to do laundry? Although with how touchy people can be in general, I wouldn't complement any hair that's been dyed on a person unless they're under 30.