WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I don't know if its the laundromat or people's desperation but I have had many marraige proposals at the laundromat....

Today, someone as me to marry them because they needed to use the bathroom. Mind you I have two signs on the doo, in English and in Spanish stating that the bathroom is for customers only. He started telling me how pretty I am and how much of a sweet heart I look like. Then he continued to suck up even more. I told him I was married and he asked if I was happy... I said yes. I should have said "im married to my hand and I am quite happy" but that would just induce him to have fantasies. As for the ring part, I said I don't wear it anymore because I don't like wearing jewelry. Scary? No. Entertaining? Yes. Soon to be stalker? Well fuck! I hope not!